How to lose 20 lbs in just 10 days!

Get pneumonia and go to the hospital. 

Don't eat for 10 days.

And,  just like that, you've lost 20 lbs!

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This blog still exists. Also, Adwords still hates me.

National Signing Day Live Thread

Talk about what you want, but I'm only entertaining questions pertaining to baking and the brilliant works of Rob Reiner.

In honor of national signing day, I've started a live blog thread. Yes, I have started a live blog thread. I mean, why not? Every other blog on the internet has one. I need one too!

So, go ahead. Start threading, and you damn well better be alive while doing it!

2012

So this is the new year... Live it up because according to the Mayans we only have about 11 1/2 months to enjoy existence. I don't buy it, but there seem to be plenty that do. As someone pointed out earlier, if the Mayans were so good at predicting the future wouldn't there still be Mayans around? Anyway, I'm hoping for less traveling this new year. 2011 closed out with a lot of driving. Brian's coming into town tomorrow for the next few days. I'm pretty excited. Mostly because someone finally decided to come visit us, and also because I really enjoy hanging out with Brian. Bold predictions for 2012: 1) the world won't end 2) some talentless hack is going to make a lot of money 3) the Packers are going to win the Super Bowl 4) the NBA will fight to remain relevant Sounds like 2012 will be a lot like 2011.

I couldn't think of a Christmas related title that didn't sound overused

It's Christmas time, and our house smells fantastic.

Leftover Pumpkins

Anyone remember when our dryer broke causing us to go to Florida to do our laundry? Well, that trip also left us with two un-carved pumpkins in the month of November. Whole pumpkins are the equivalent of unused milk or an uneaten bag of chips that you were really looking forward to scarfing down, but they got lost behind the cereal boxes and pancake mix while you were putting up groceries.

Anyway, something had to be done.

GOPFL Standings

It's time to update the GOPFL standing. Saturday's debate was called on a count of football, which means that the last draft's selections were carried over into Saturday's debate. Candidates are starting to separate themselves, but interesting enough, Gingrich is gaining ground and has overtaken Herman Cain for the #2 spot behind Romney.

Here are the standings:

1. Kevin
2. Steven
3. Peggy/Drew
4. Me